I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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