...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
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I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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