Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
Randomize
