on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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