You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
