just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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