One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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