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Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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