i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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