so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
your like the ambassador to my penis.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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