I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
is that a dick in a sweater?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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