Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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