We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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