I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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