do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
