How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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