38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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