Someone shit on the floor
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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