at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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