thus making me awesome and them whores
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
worst night to have a conscience
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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