Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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