Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
