One girl and one boy is just not enough.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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