The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
i may or may not be watching the land before time
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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