Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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