Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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