he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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