omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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