we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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