I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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