So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
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