Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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