I can tuck mytits in my pants
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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