what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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