Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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