I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
it glows. i had to have it.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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