I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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