I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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