Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize