The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize
