Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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