forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Why is your signature on my underwear?
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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