I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
its not stalking. its research.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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