Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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