Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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