I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
So apparently I’m into choking now
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
