He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Send help, water and tortillas.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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