Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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