hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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