We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize