so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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