What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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