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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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