Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
the day after is always just damage control
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
It was like getting head from an anaconda
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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