oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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