ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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